bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

posted 31 minutes ago on 7/30/2014 + 24425 notes
via superfluousverbosity - from toocooltobehipster



zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

posted 1 hour ago on 7/30/2014 + 113756 notes
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Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see…

superfluousverbosity tagged me

I’m noticing I read most of these in middle school and high school, which is interesting. I also noticed that a lot of these came to mind because they are books I used to share with my friends or my friends shared with me. 

And I’m actually going to tag some people on this: presidentofspace, andapeiceoftoast, thatwynchick, nellieblyaintcrazy, thewinteromelette.

posted 1 hour ago on 7/30/2014 + 1 notes
#personal



monobeartheater:

*slams button*

monobeartheater:

*slams button*

posted 1 hour ago on 7/30/2014 + 20806 notes
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nhude:

I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’

posted 2 hours ago on 7/30/2014 + 73904 notes
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joshpeck:

do not let anyone make you feel like shit for putting yourself first

you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

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posted 3 hours ago on 7/30/2014 + 11951 notes
via bowlegged--babe - from timetraveldean
#your faces upset me on a deeply personal level #misha and jensen #supernatural cast #you are sunshine on a cloudy day



folie-a-killjoys:

"hey you should come over!"

"sorry, im busy"

"busy doing what?"

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posted 3 hours ago on 7/30/2014 + 3877 notes
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retromusicdaily1970s:

OHIO - (3:00)

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

1970

posted 3 hours ago on 7/30/2014 + 48 notes
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